Guys, don't forget Joaquin Phoenix! It's him: Joaquin! He's still around! And now he's ready to get some money and notoriety by selling this Casey Affleck-directed documentary about him acting crazy. Regretfully, I suggest we all see it--buying tickets to his bullshit film is his equivalent to clapping to show you believe in fairies, and if we don't do it, he'll waste away until he's just Russell Brand in sunglasses. I don't know about you, but I'm not ready to deal with two of those.
'I'm Still Here' Poster [IMPA]