Determined to best Kevin Smith in consistency of both casting and muddled Catholic themes, director Scott Stewart has ignored the critical reception of his Legion and for some reason made another movie with Paul Bettany as a religious-figure action hero. As the film's title implies, this time the Aryan posterboy is some kind of ridiculous, ass-kicking futuristic priest with throwing stars and half-a-Baleful of a clumsy, grizzled American accent. Join him as he fights Evil Van Helsing (played by Karl Urban playing an evil Van Helsing) in this trailer. Or don't. I don't even give an S.