New 'Sucker Punch' Trailer: Zack Snyder Chugged So Much Mountain Dew Making This

November 4, 2010


Like a thousand Playstation commercials converging to form a loose dramatic arc, a new trailer for "visionary" coolguy director Zack Snyder's Sucker Punch has arrived online. If you're looking for a film that makes everything--and I mean everything, including scenes of implied rape--look so slick, polished, and "awesome" that every shot surely earned someone in the editing room a high five, this is your movie:

"Army guys with guns? Samurais with guns? I, Robots with guns? A bunch of hot girls with guns? A dragon (with a gun?)? Fuck it, throw them all in there. I'm Zack Snyder! Also, make all of that slow motion, obviously."

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