'Mega Shark Vs. Crocosaurus' Trailer: Mega Shark is Back! And So Is Jaleel White!

December 2, 2010

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Welp, Mega Shark is back. Thought to be killed by the combined forces of Debbie Gibson, TV's Renegade, and Giant Octopus, the massive, oft-airborne fish apparently survived the battle, and he's once again biting the shit out of everything. Standing in his way this time: a giant prehistoric crocodile (strangely, NOT DinoCroc; a different one), Family Matters' breakout star Jaleel White, the doctor from Star Trek: Voyager, and former British boxer Gary Stretch.

The best part of this trailer is unquestionably when Gary Stretch is going on about Crocosaurus, and horrible actress is all, "Wait a minute, why are we talking about crocodiles?" And then you see Gary Stretch's face say, "WHAT. Are you telling me there's another prehistoric animal [that the audience knows is a Mega Shark]?"

It's sad that Urkel is probably the most convincing element of this whole thing. Unless Voyager Doctor's scenes end up being really good, which they probably will be.

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