As anyone who's seen PBS's recent Circus documentary knows, married life for a lady living under the Big Top can be rough. Sometimes husbands calls in bomb threats! Or sometimes, in more glamorous circumstances, you're Reese Witherspoon and your husband is a hammer-wielding Inglourious Basterds villain, and Twilight guy just joined the circus, and is he ever dreamy! Such is the Water for Elephants dilemma.
Thanks, but I'll stick with Ong Bak sequels for my elephant supporting cast needs.