Do we at last have the Volcano to Black Swan's Dante's Peak? We may! Chloe Moretz, Jackie Earle Haley, and Bailee Madison have all signed on to star alongside Kristen Bell in the "indie black comedy" Dance of the Mirlitons. Madison will star as a chubby ballerina being pushed by her overbearing mother (Bell) and harassed by her rival, Moretz; Haley will play "a subtly sadistic Russian ballet teacher of the highest order." That's right, he won't be playing the creepy guy whose advances render the ballet rivalry meaningless in light of the mental anguish he permanently scars the girls with, like we all justifiably assumed he would.