'Bio-Dome' Is Its Own Film, 'Step Brothers' Getting a Rap Album, MORE!

January 5, 2011

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- Bill S. Preston Esquire has gone on record saying the 1996 Pauly Shore/Stephen Baldwin comedy Bio-Dome is not just a re-write of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 3. Let that sink in.

- Sam Rockwell has signed on to join Brad Pitt in Andrew Dominik's adaptation of Cogan's Trade--and Casey Affleck is rumored to be up for a part as well. Next best thing to an Assassination of Jesse James Christmas Special? Yuuuuup.

- George Clooney is attached to star in Fox 2000's adaptation of The Monster of Florence, the Douglas Preston and Mario Spezi bestseller investigating the killer known as Il Mostro. Though, if you ask me, the real "monster" of Florence will always be suave Italian pedophiles.

- I genuinely love Step Brothers and will watch it with any of you any time you're ready, so imagine how excited I am that a Step Brothers rap album is in the works. Not as excited as you might think. Music comedy just isn't really my thing, regardless of the quality of "Boats n Hoes":

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