How Does 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2' Trailer Fare Against 'Little Fockers' in Terms of Bodily Discharges?

January 4, 2011


Not well at all, I'm afraid. While Little Fockers trailer wowed all onlookers with its bio-hazard trinity of projectile vomit, spurting blood, and implied bloody semen, Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules has answered back with only the meek promise of simulated poop licking, prolonged burping, and a spit-takes to the face--and, unlike the Stiller/De Niro comedy, none of it was even painfully demeaning to the greatest actor of a generation. I will give Wimpy Kid some points for getting all its secretions gathered so quickly--the last film came out just last March--but I'm sorry, this is another Focker victory.

Anyway, here's our silver medal winner:

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