How Does 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2' Trailer Fare Against 'Little Fockers' in Terms of Bodily Discharges?

January 4, 2011

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Not well at all, I'm afraid. While Little Fockers trailer wowed all onlookers with its bio-hazard trinity of projectile vomit, spurting blood, and implied bloody semen, Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules has answered back with only the meek promise of simulated poop licking, prolonged burping, and a spit-takes to the face--and, unlike the Stiller/De Niro comedy, none of it was even painfully demeaning to the greatest actor of a generation. I will give Wimpy Kid some points for getting all its secretions gathered so quickly--the last film came out just last March--but I'm sorry, this is another Focker victory.

Anyway, here's our silver medal winner:

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