"Look How Jason Statham-y This Jason Statham Movie Is," Demands 'Mechanic' Red-Band Trailer

January 4, 2011

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The first trailer for The Mechanic remake did not have enough Statham-bloodshed/Statham-sex/Statham-quips for your Statham-tastes? Well, free from the restriction of maintaining "general audience" norms, this trailer has more of all that for you, you lucky dog.

Charles Bronson's ghost will be so pleased to see that this version managed to include a puppeted, postmortem synchronized swimming routine.

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