SyFy's utter lack of shame has produced yet another [giant animal] vs. [giant animal] made-for-TV film, and my utter lack of dignity has, once again, left me covering their efforts. How could I not? This one is the cross-over event between Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus and Mega Piranha we were promised last year! By which I mean Mega Shark star Debbie Gibson has a catfight with Mega Piranha's aging '80s pop star parallel, Tiffany, while loosely-affiliated giant animals bite at aircraft and gas stations.
Real shame Mega Shark couldn't be here to take part in the ruckus. Alas, he's caught up with Crocosaurus and Urkel.