Is there any film that deserves multiple trailers less than No Strings Attached, a film that every human understood entirely upon first reading the title and main cast? There isn't! We got it already: Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman are friends, and they're hoping to have carefree sex with each other, but that is hard because such a scenario often leads to emotional conflict. Right? Don't spoil all ten minutes of balloon jokes before opening weekend! We don't need another trailer to see that Ivan Reitman has gone from directing Ghostbusters to being a grade-A dump. We picked up on that after My Super Ex-Girlfriend. No need to harp on it.
Anyway, there is, in fact, another trailer for No Strings Attached, and this one is R-rated because of how funny it is when Ashton Kutcher unconvincingly asks if Kevin Kline is "fucking" his ex-girlfriend. Enjoy.