Those Super Bowl Movie Spots Are Here

February 7, 2011

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I know, I know: you already watched the Super Bowl "for the commercials." But just in case that wasn't you telling all your acquaintances that fact in your most prideful tone, here are all (I think all) the movie spots that ran during the game last night. Includes ads for: Captain America! Thor! Transformers: Dark of the Moon! Super 8! That movie where Bradley Cooper takes magic smart pills! CGI birds! And more!

CAPTAIN AMERICA

What a Curious Case of Captain America! Probably some of the best "celebrity's head on a skinny little body" work outside of a Times Square caricature artist's samples. But why does the Super Soldier Serum also comb his hair?

THOR

Marvel wants everyone to know that this film also involves shirtless burly dudes with disturbingly huge muscleboobs.

TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON

Ah, the classic Transformers cocktail of concerned faces and CGI "staring into a blender" effects.

SUPER 8

What a hilarious pastiche of Spielberg, J.J. Abrams!

COWBOYS AND ALIENS

So, cowboys fight aliens, huh?

BATTLE: LA

So, Aaron Eckhart fights aliens, huh?

FAST FIVE

Probably in the top five car commercials that aired.

PRIEST


PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES

Not bad Johnny Depp antics.

RANGO

Maybe better Johnny Depp antics?

JUST GO WITH IT

Marketing for this film has degraded to the level of offering up an alternative to your well-worn copy of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Video.

RIO

Make sure you get the Angry Birds bonus level code from that, or you just wasted your time.

DRIVE ANGRY

Why didn't they just show the best parts?

LIMITLESS

Wow, those pills are awesome! But the side effects are Robert De Niro?

THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU

Get out of that Matrix Dark City, Jason Bourne!

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