'Fast Five' Writer Talks Car/Train Dynamics with The Onion

April 26, 2011

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From the Onion News Network: "Today Now! Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of Fast Five." This is undoubtedly the only worthwhile dialogue that will ever occur as a result of this franchise.

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I hope this makes Chris Morgan at least a little bit sad about just accepting a ton of money to write Fast Six. The ton of money probably softens the blow, though.

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