'Rise of the Planet of the Apes' Teaser: Damn Dirty Apes Acting Like Real Creeps

April 14, 2011


You made the apes too smart, James Franco! Now they're getting off on sneaking into residences and silently observing the blissful sleep of a loving couple--LIKE WE DO.

Watch our greatest modern Renaissance man create the hyper-intelligent ape species that will eventually hold Charlton Heston and/or Mark Wahlberg captive--and, bonus: see what someone figured out to do with all the cool metal science chambers leftover from every superhero movie--in this first look at Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

The intelligence of a man... and the helicopter-ravaging instinct of a Mega Piranha. Dear god, Franco, what have you done?

(Thanks, Flex)

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