'Rise of the Planet of the Apes' Teaser: Damn Dirty Apes Acting Like Real Creeps

April 14, 2011

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You made the apes too smart, James Franco! Now they're getting off on sneaking into residences and silently observing the blissful sleep of a loving couple--LIKE WE DO.

Watch our greatest modern Renaissance man create the hyper-intelligent ape species that will eventually hold Charlton Heston and/or Mark Wahlberg captive--and, bonus: see what someone figured out to do with all the cool metal science chambers leftover from every superhero movie--in this first look at Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

The intelligence of a man... and the helicopter-ravaging instinct of a Mega Piranha. Dear god, Franco, what have you done?

(Thanks, Flex)

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