'John Carter of Mars' Has New, More Boring Title

May 24, 2011

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WALL-E and Finding Nemo director Andrew Stanton's live-action debut now has a briefer, less interesting title, Walt Disney has announced. The Taylor Kitsch-starring film, about a Civil War veteran's misadventures on the Red Planet, had previously been in production under the title John Carter of Mars, but now Disney would prefer it if we all just call it John Carter from here on out. OK? Also, just to prep you, at your ten-year high school reunion, Mikey Long Balls is planning to tell everyone that it's "just Michael" now.

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