Would you look at yourself, Paul Blart? You can barely even muster enough of a smile to convincingly portray that you're happily riding alongside a gorilla, on a roller coaster specially-made to hold a gorilla. How on Earth are you going to make it through the shoot for Valet Guys, in which you pretend you're a valet guy? Such a miserably tepid bath you've made yourself to soak in.
Anyway, click through if you want to see the full poster and the gorilla's similarly hollow grin.
Even the CGI can hardly force out a grin.
'Zookeeper' Poster [IMPA]