Michael Bay knows what he likes (unconvincing actresses that look like sex dolls, the sensation of staring into a blender, kabooms), but when it comes to what other people are looking to see in his films, he still doesn't really have a clue. God knows he's trying, though. If you didn't like the second film's blend of stereotype-bots and clanging robo-testicles, maybe what you wanted for the third film was... Andrew Daly being attacked by a copy machine that turns into a metal vulture? A wise-ass robot riding a dog? More lines from the blonde one? So Bay hopes, says this newest Transformers: Dark of the Moon spot.