Armed Robbery, People Dying in Ridiculous Ways, and Other Things To See This Weekend

August 11, 2011

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Hey, these movies are or will be in theaters soon enough!

30 Minutes or Less
Director: Ruben Fleischer
Starring: Jesse Eisenberg, Aziz Ansari, Danny McBride, Nick Swardson
Good if you want to see: Jesse Eisenberg strapped with a bomb and forced to rob a bank as punishment for always acting so much like Jesse Eisenberg.

Final Destination 5
Director: Steve Quale
Starring: Nicholas D'Agosto, Emma Bell, that guy who looks sort of like Christian Bale
Good if you want to see: a girl getting LASIKED through the head, a man getting acupunctured to death, and other logical deaths.

The Help
Director: Tate Taylor
Starring: Emma Stone, Viola Davis, Octavia Spencer
Good if you want to see: the story of the black help, as told through the story of the white girl.

Glee: The 3D Concert Movie
Director: Kevin Tancharoen
Starring: Those 30-year-old kids from Glee
Good if you want to see: the cast of Glee, in character, performing to sold-out crowds for reasons you probably shouldn't examine too closely.

Senna (limited)
Director: Asif Kapadia
Starring: Ayerton Senna
Good if you want to see: a documentary on Formula 1 racing legend Ayerton Senna, one of our greatest guys who drives around as entertainment.

Over Your Cities Grass Will Grow (limited)
Director: Sophie Fiennes
Starring: Anselm Kiefer
Good if you want to see: a documentary detailing the work of German artist Anselm Kiefer, as if you know who that is.

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