Armed Robbery, People Dying in Ridiculous Ways, and Other Things To See This Weekend

August 11, 2011


Hey, these movies are or will be in theaters soon enough!

30 Minutes or Less
Director: Ruben Fleischer
Starring: Jesse Eisenberg, Aziz Ansari, Danny McBride, Nick Swardson
Good if you want to see: Jesse Eisenberg strapped with a bomb and forced to rob a bank as punishment for always acting so much like Jesse Eisenberg.

Final Destination 5
Director: Steve Quale
Starring: Nicholas D'Agosto, Emma Bell, that guy who looks sort of like Christian Bale
Good if you want to see: a girl getting LASIKED through the head, a man getting acupunctured to death, and other logical deaths.

The Help
Director: Tate Taylor
Starring: Emma Stone, Viola Davis, Octavia Spencer
Good if you want to see: the story of the black help, as told through the story of the white girl.

Glee: The 3D Concert Movie
Director: Kevin Tancharoen
Starring: Those 30-year-old kids from Glee
Good if you want to see: the cast of Glee, in character, performing to sold-out crowds for reasons you probably shouldn't examine too closely.

Senna (limited)
Director: Asif Kapadia
Starring: Ayerton Senna
Good if you want to see: a documentary on Formula 1 racing legend Ayerton Senna, one of our greatest guys who drives around as entertainment.

Over Your Cities Grass Will Grow (limited)
Director: Sophie Fiennes
Starring: Anselm Kiefer
Good if you want to see: a documentary detailing the work of German artist Anselm Kiefer, as if you know who that is.

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