As previously whispered, Bruce Willis is now officially in talks to join the next G.I. Joe movie, now going by the title G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation. If those discussions work out, Willis would play General Joe Colton, the military vanguard who first realized there should be an elite team made up of both army guys and ninjas, and that that team should be named after him. He'd be joining a returning Channing Tatum--whose intense fondness for buzzcuts just managed to keep him on the team--and an all-new cast that includes Ray Stevenson, this ninja babe, RZA, and TV's would-be Wonder Woman. The sequel comes to us from the director of Step Up 3D and Step Up 2: The Streets, Jon M. Chu, who should really be glad that Bruce Willis doesn't give a fuck what movies Bruce Willis signs up for. Otherwise, Bruce Willis would probably not agree to do this, like we all know he will.