If the trailer for Ghost Rider was too fanciful a jaunt into the realm of flame excretion for your tastes, here's a film seemingly tailor-made to make you livid with the feeling that DON'T I GET ENOUGH ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT AT HOME? In Roman Polanski's Carnage (abbreviated from the play God of Carnage) Jodie Foster, John C. Reilly, Kate Winslet, and Christoph Waltz star as a pair of couples at odds over a playground altercation between their kids. As they talk, drink, and sort out the details of who's paying the dental repair bills, tensions rise, and everyone starts shouting so much. Turn down your headphones, because all this screaming is going to wake your mindbaby.
Not bad, rapist. Not bad.