Marisa Miller Plucked from Sports Illustrated's Poolside Bikini Lounge for 'R.I.P.D.'

August 25, 2011


With Transformers 3's Rosie Huntington-Whitely and Just Go With It's Brooklyn Decker having shattered the glass ceiling between blonde model and thespian, they proved to young, hot women everywhere that you can indeed take that step from bikini demo body to unconvincing actress, despite what Cindy Crawford's post-Fair Game acting career has to say about that. Now, Victoria's Secret model Marisa Miller is following in the footsteps found in the sands leaving the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit set, and is joining a feature film herself. Miller---who has previously made television cameos and been masturbated to on How I Met Your Mother, Entourage, and Gary Unmarried--has signed on to join Robert Schwentke's adaptation of the Dark Horse comic R.I.P.D., which already has Ryan Reynolds and Jeff Bridges attached to star as a pair of deceased gentlemen working for the underworld's investigative bureau and on the hunt for Reynolds' killer. She'll be playing a "human avatar, the form humans see when Bridges' character is in his earthly form," whatever that means. Most likely that you're going to feel pretty sexually confused when the woman on screen in a bra has the voice of The Dude. Just follow your feelings, guys.

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