Owen Wilson Will Get Disfigured for 'Zoolander 2'

October 4, 2011

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Mark Ruffalo and Chris Evans have been doing all our most recent pouty faces to promote being Avengers, but let us not forget the film originators of such seductive expressions: the main cast of Zoolander. A sequel to the Ben Stiller comedy has long been discussed as an eventuality, and though there's still no indication of when/if production will start, speaking to MTV, co-star Owen Wilson has given a small update as to what we might expect from his character, Hansel, if the film does come together. Spoilers alert: expects an awful, melty face, probably:

"Hansel, he's fallen on hard times," [Wilson] teased, before dropping a bombshell: "There's been a disfiguring injury."

A disfiguring injury? What kind of disfiguring injury? Wilson wouldn't say, but he did offer one fantastically cryptic and unexpected teaser: "Think 'Vanilla Sky."

As a little reminder, here's what Tom Cruise's awful, melty face looks like in Vanilla Sky:

So, like that? Or do you think he just meant the facial deformities will leave you really fucking annoyed that it turns out they were just Tom Cruise's dream?

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