Easing any worries that Piranha 3DD's title might not actually be referring to breasts, a trailer for the sequel has arrived and unveiled its silicone bounty, proudly proclaiming, yes, there will be giant boobs. Other promises made in this brief teaser: David Hasselhoff! And Ving Rhames! Who now has Rose McGowan-style removable gun legs. Clearly this is the Godfather, Part II of Piranha movies.
Say what you will about this film, but don't tell me that wasn't the most convincing possible delivery of "Bring me my legs."