'Safe' Trailer Features Jason Statham Again Doing Jason Statham Things

November 11, 2011

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In Safe, Jason Statham once again proves himself fully capable of playing Jason Statham, shooting pistols, driving wrecklessly, and snarling threats via flip phone for a combined time of at least 90 minutes. But this could be Jason Statham's toughest assignment as Jason Statham yet: he's got to keep a young girl safe from the NYPD and Russian and Chinese mafias--and I'll tell you right now, those guys wisely ALL LOADED THEIR GUNS before attempting to shoot Jason Statham. You can tell because of this trailer's pregnant, five-second interlude, during which mankind loads its many firearms:

CHRIS SARANDON
"GIVE ME MY NUMBER!!!"

From behind, a pistol-wielding JASON STATHAM appears.

JASON STATHAM
I've gotcha numbah.

GUNSHOT.

[credits, applause]

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