If you haven't been watching Derek Waters' infrequent but ever-enjoyable Drunk History web series, it's time to start now with this special Christmas edition. In each episode, someone getting seriously liquored up then attempts to recite a previously-learned history lesson; meanwhile, celebrities re-enact the speaker's jumbled, drunken take on historical events. It's a wasteducation! It's fun!
Anyway, with this being a special Holiday episode, the lovable drunkard attempts to recite the Christmas classic 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, all while Ryan Gosling, Eva Mendes, and Jim Carrey bring the slurred words to life in all their glaring inaccuracy. At last, a cocktail of liquor and Christmas that doesn't end in scream-sobbing.