Schwarzenegger Playing Some Sort of Angel Now

December 29, 2011


Looking for redemption now that he's tragically revealed he's not the perfect husband everyone naturally assumed a bodybuilding Terminator would be, Arnold Schwarzenegger will soon show us what an angel can be. According to the internet's premier Arnold Fans,, Schwarzenegger will in April begin shooting a film called Black Sunday, in which the former state leader says he will be playing "a kind of angel." Sadly, Arnold went on to explain he "cannot currently say more about this film," leaving us but to imagine what angelic form the Governator will take. Probably the angelic form of a hulking cherub covered in sagging muscle and with an accent that clearly places him from Heaven's Austrian district. AND WITH A GUN.


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