The Ferris Bueller's Day Off Honda ad we've been anticipating since last week has at last arrived, bringing with it an array of distorted, uncomfortably not-quite-right recreations of famous scenes from the John Hughes classic. The Ferrari Bueller and friends famously take out on the town? Now a Honda CR-V! The Art Institute of Chicago? Now it's L.A.'s Natural History Museum! That cool rebel kid you always wanted to be like? He's now all grown up and apparently just selling cars! And you don't even want to know why the principal was unable to attend this event. What a depressing high school reunion this has turned out to be.