Full 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 2' Teaser Is Halloween Commercial for Zales

March 26, 2012


That 15-second Breaking Dawn, Part 2 trailer from last week was apparently but a teaser for this, slightly longer teaser. Tragically, there's no new footage of Taylor Lautner in his Bodysuit Wolfman costume, but now you get more of Kristen Stewart's gratuitous ring and woodland workout routine. You also get her voiceover, in which she explains, "After 18 years of being utterly ordinary, I finally found that I could shine." I GET IT (because her skin literally shines now because vampire have the fanciest skin!).

At last, after 18 years, Kristen Stewart can finally fuck up some of these idiot deer she's been hating for so long. Romance.

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