'Battleship' Aliens Just Bald Dopes with Bristly Goatees

April 20, 2012


As little faith as I have in Battleship, I really don't want to ruin it for anyone any more than I want to ruin a drinking buddy's birthday wish. So if you do not want to spoil what the aliens look like before you see them fight boats, please do not click ahead to the following clip and screengrab. That said, this appears to be an official clip released by the studio, so it would seem, plot-wise, it doesn't really matter if you prematurely know that the aliens are these bald dopes with pronounced goatees. That knowledge will presumably not ruin your enjoyment of aliens fighting boats. I wouldn't worry about it too much either way. The film will live or die mostly on Liam Neeson's delivery of "release the Battleship" anyway.


Do you think the entire race is bald and goateed, or that this guy is just part of an alien thrash metal band or something? So many interesting questions still to be answered by boats and aliens fighting each other.

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