Batman To Woefully Peddle Mountain Dew

May 17, 2012


Just when you though the Dark Knight Rises viral campaign couldn't get any more exciting, now a partnership between Warner Bros. and PepsiCo will see select locations decorated with the sight of a dejected Batman standing in a garbage can of Mountain Dew, the woebegone hero's cape sullenly draped atop in a sad attempt to keep the drink cold--an effort that feels as futile as life itself in The Batman's hollow eyes. He may be the hero Gotham deserves, but he personally doesn't feel he deserves anything better than to miserably soak his shriveling testicles in a vat of ice and yellow #5. The Dark Knight is getting really dark, you guys.

Mountain Dew Batman is the Saddest Batman There is [CA]

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