Wait, isn't Madea's Witness Protection about Eugene Levy going to the South, not Madea going to New York? Yes, confirms Tyler Perry's official synopsis, but you can shut your mouth, because someone down at Lionsgate just realized it might be funnier sold as sort of a cross-dressing take on The Smurfs or Crocodile Dundee, so now it's that for this first poster for the film. We can only pray this misleading ad will not endanger a future in which Tyler Perry's Madea Takes Manhattan. Hallelujer.
Madea is the true Freedom Tower. I'm pretty sure that's what you're supposed to get out of this.