'The Master' Trailer: Joaquin Phoenix Sculpts Sand Nipples, Has Apparent Mental Lapse

May 21, 2012


Paul Thomas Anderson's The Master has long been described as a thinly-veiled attack on Scientology, but you wouldn't know it from this first teaser from the film. Here, we don't see any of Philip Seymour Hoffman's L. Ron Hubbard analogue, but we do get an introduction to Joaquin Phoenix's character, a Navy man who, like other fictional Joaquin Phoenixes of recent years, has some issues with mental breakdowns. We also see Phoenix forming some breasts out of sand, so this trailer is not safe for work depending on your employer's official policies on sandtitties.

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