New 'Total Recall' Trailer Assures 8th Graders There's Still a Three-Boobed Lady

June 28, 2012


The new Total Recall lacks the original film's sharp satirical angle, and the manic glares of Arnold Schwarzenegger have been overlaid with Colin Farrell's permanently-concerned eyebrows, but director Len Wiseman has been careful to maintain at least three elements in his remake. Kate Beckinsale's husband really cares about extraneous breast integrity.

"She has three breasts, huh? That's the one with the three breasts. [Lustful sigh.]" - A. Schwarzenegger

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