As if the promise of the never-told narrative of Matt LeBlanc isn't enough to move magazines, EntertainmentWeekly (via) has filled the pages of its most recent issue with new photos from the Twilight Saga finale, giving fans a first look at the product of vampire-human love-making: the rapidly-growing Renesmee (this is her name, apparently). Aww, look, she inherited their flat, hollow gaze:
Though Jacob lost Bella, he did win that L.L. Bean modeling gig, so good for him.
This final chapter of the Twilight Saga is mostly a shot-for-shot remake of Over the Top.
Mother and daughter doing acting.
Watch out, werewolves, the vampires have their own scarcely-articulated action figure man.
The most painfully disappointing interpretation of "Werewolf Christmas" ever imagined.
I get it, vampire: you're both Dickensian AND illusionist David Copperfields. Har har.
I'm pretty sure this is racist.
Just two of the many vampires born of the bite of Portia de Rossi.
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