'Machete Kills' Trailer Looks About Right, Breast Firearms and All

May 30, 2013


His brain permanently scarred by the CGI film scratches of Grindhouse, Robert Rodriguez continues to joyfully exhibit the uncontrollable twitch of winking at B-movie action with Machete Kills. Here's the first trailer to show off the sequel's many improvements, like Machete's triple-machete, Sofia Vergara's breast guns, Antonio Banderas's mustache, Mel Gibson's cape, President Charlie Sheen's return to being Carlos Estevez, and, perhaps most laughably kitschy, Cuba Gooding Jr.

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