'Machete Kills' Trailer Looks About Right, Breast Firearms and All

May 30, 2013

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His brain permanently scarred by the CGI film scratches of Grindhouse, Robert Rodriguez continues to joyfully exhibit the uncontrollable twitch of winking at B-movie action with Machete Kills. Here's the first trailer to show off the sequel's many improvements, like Machete's triple-machete, Sofia Vergara's breast guns, Antonio Banderas's mustache, Mel Gibson's cape, President Charlie Sheen's return to being Carlos Estevez, and, perhaps most laughably kitschy, Cuba Gooding Jr.

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