Bruce Willis, still determined to become the smirking man's Nicolas Cage, has signed on to already-forgettably lend his face to another action-thriller. He's reportedly attached to show up in Simon Brand's Captive, taking a part once attached to another forcefully-persistent action icon, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Willis will play a real estate developer abducted and locked in an armored car hidden in a Brazilian landfill. His kidnappers hold him ransom under the impression he's a wealthy businessman, though, apparently, "he's more of an ordinary guy." That point notwithstanding, he will also still unmistakably be Bruce Willis.