From David Cronenberg, here are some trailers for Maps to the Stars, the psycho-sexual version of Arrested Development we would've gotten had Ron Howard passed involvement on to the director of 1996's Crash. The dark satire centers on the Weiss family, a typically dysfunctional and affluent L.A. dynasty. Patriarch John Cusack has made his fortune off self-help videos and counseling; his child actor son just got out of rehab; daughter Mia Wasikowska just unexpectedly returned from the mental institution that was treating her pyromania; actress and Cusack client Julianne Moore just hired Wasikowska as a PA, and also she sees ghostly visions of her famous actress mother; since he did so well in Cronenberg's Cosmopolis, Robert Pattinson has been permanently pigeonholed as "guy in the limo." And, of course, most of them are fucking each other. Not safe for works!