Kevin Smith has found yet another alternative to such increasingly promising offerings as Clerks III and his supposed retirement. Following his walrus-based horror film Tusk, Smith will reportedly then write and direct Anti-Claus with the largely cross-over cast of Justin Long, Haley Joel Osment, Genesis Rodriguez and Michael Parks. The film will once again take him into genre filmmaking beyond the genre of "Kevin Smith movie" to tell the story of the Krampus, Alpine folklore's horrific, malevolent counterpart to old Saint Nick. He is their Madea Christmas, basically, and now he shall be ours. Hallelujer.