Joaquin Phoenix To Play Woody Allen's Latest Woody Allen

May 2, 2014

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Having proven his aptitude at having a weird relationship with Scarlett Johansson, Joaquin Phoenix has been selected as our latest Woody Allen surrogate. He'll reportedly star in whatever film Allen is shooting in July, though as is typical of the director's projects, few are exactly sure what that film is. Perhaps there's a clue in its working title, I Guess We're Just Going To Pretend All That Sexual Assault Stuff Never Came Up?

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