So who was the Yellow King? Who the fuck cares? There's a goddamn phoenix attacking famous landmarks, Rust.
This apparent bootleg cover for True Detective--as spotted by a redditor (via)--may not be accurate, but it is certainly awesome, offering an exploding Eiffel Tower, McConaughey's head on Brad Pitt's shotgun-toting body, and a Doge-style Sun-Times review that further promises "amazing perform, full frontal action." Good luck living up to this with season two, HBO.