Whether you wanted Twister to have less fuss with characters and plot, or for Sharknado to stupidly have fewer sharks, now you've got both thanks to Into the Storm. The somehow-not-a-SyFy-movie stars The Hobbit's Richard Armitage, The Walking Dead's Sarah Wayne Callies, and Veep's Matt Walsh, but that's kind of a lie, because actually it just stars CGI storms. By all indications in this trailer, the film consists of a two-minute aborted commencement speech and 88 minutes of shit getting ruined by tornadoes. If this is meant as vitriolic propaganda against tornadoes, it works. Tornadoes definitely come off looking like the assholes here.