Someone To Have Their Brain Implanted in Kevin Costner Somehow

June 18, 2014

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According to Variety, Costner "isn't done showing off his edgier side" that he's definitely been showing off. The edgy star of edgy Draft Day is reportedly in talks to join Criminal, a film that basically combines RoboCop, Face/Off, and your dad's dream of living inside Kevin Costner. The script--being written by The Rock's Douglas Cook and David Weisberg, and somehow not Karl Pilkington--deals with a convicted killer who takes an insane plea bargain: instead of spending life in prison, he decides on the alternative of having a slain field operative's brain implanted in his head. A CIA brain in the body of Kevin Costner! At last, a film has the balls to ask what happens when the government controls our baseball movie output.

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