From strangest to least strange:
1. The discomforting way Sugar Ray's Mark McGrath is pretending to be either nervous or autistic.
2. Perez Hilton's abrupt appearance as unconvincingly impatient commuter.
3. A shark swimming down a subway tunnel, chomping through an entire subway car, and fighting a bat-wielding Ian Ziering--this because of a shark-carrying tornado that has deposited the bloodthirsty fish throughout New York City.