'Fast & Furious 7' Arriving Early, Because It's So Fast, See?

July 3, 2014


It seems the resurrection of Christ will now coincide with the resurrection of Paul Walker as a CGI face on someone else's body. Universal Pictures has announced that they're moving Fast & Furious 7 up a week, from April 10, 2015 to the Easter weekend of April 3. The shift will reportedly allow for a broader simultaneous worldwide release. It also gives the film another week before it has to face Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, which is nice. The choice between watching Vin Diesel drive a car or Kevin James drive a Segway is a Sophie's Choice no human should ever have to make.

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