Here's the official trailer for Daniel Radcliffe's new movie Horns, based on the best-selling book by Joe Hill. As much as I can figure, the plot of the movie revolves around Radcliffe getting blamed for the murder of his girlfriend and then waking up to find he's grown a pair of horns. And then a bunch of other stuff happens and I no longer have any idea what's going on. I haven't read the book, but I'm assuming "allegorical" is probably the word that will be best used to describe the film. And maybe "petunia." But that's mostly just because I enjoy flowers.