Spreading himself as thin as the runny consistency of Dannon Oikos Greek Yogurt Dips, John Stamos has made plans to now appear in as many as three concurrent series. Already the actor is signed on to ABC's midseason soap opera Members Only, and he recently started moving forward with a reboot of Full House that it's said is currently being considered as Netflix, home of shit you might nostalgically watch for the hell of it. Now, Deadline reports, he's attached to star in the lead role of an untitled single-camera comedy from The Office writer Danny Chun. Fox just outbid ABC for the sitcom, which will see Stamos familiarly playing a charismatic bachelor, whose life is thrown into turmoil when he finds out he's already a father and grandfather. Oh, the pain of learning so late in life that one has a child they never got to raise with their brother-in-law and a Popeye impressionist.