Cyborg Mark Wahlberg To Star in 'Six Billion Dollar Man'

November 6, 2014


Planet of the Apes and Transformers: Age of Extinction star Mark Wahlberg is bringing his fake knowledge of space travel and robots to the long-planned film adaptation of The Six Million Dollar Man. Now titled The Six Billion Dollar Man to account for the rising cost of bionic eyes, the film has reportedly set Wahlberg to star as Steve Austin, astronaut, a man barely alive, who after a horrible plane crash is rebuilt, better, stronger, faster, as the world's first bionic man. Wahlberg's Lone Survivor director Peter Berg is also now said to be attached to the project. The Bionic Woman thus far continues to go unrecognized by the patriarchy of people remaking bullshit.

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