'Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2' Trailer Rolls in on Its Sundry Segway Gags

November 14, 2014


Following brief stints as a zookeeper and a public school teacher, Kevin James has realized that the proletarian career he was always meant to pretend to have was in front of him all along. He's returned to his job in low-stakes security for Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, the sequel that sees our generation's chunky John McClane this time trying to stop a heist in a Las Vegas casino. Sometimes he rides a Segway. At one point, he fights a bird. He runs into glass, and then he falls down. And, believe it or not, Kevin James's actual job is not "mall cop" but being paid to do those things. Here is a trailer to woefully remind you of that:

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