Kidnapping Mr. Heineken is, apparently, the film that at last gives beer barons their own Teaching Mrs. Tingle. Sam Worthington stars as the ringleader of a group of childhood friends (Jim Sturgess and Ryan Kwanten among them). He's the one--and a lot of friend groups seem to have this guy--who just insists on getting Heineken (Anthony Hopkins). Everyone else is like, "Come on, let's just kidnap someone cheap," or, "Why don't we spring for a really nice, craft abduction?" But nooooo, he has to have Heineken. So, fine, they get him Heineken. But then, then, after finally sorting that out, he's all, like, asking for all this money for the Heineken, too! Can you believe this guy?
Here's how it all goes down: