A restaurant in London is joining renn faire food trucks and Denny's Hobbit menu in making meals that basically call you a nerd while you're eating them. Sponsored by HBO in support of the release of Game of Thrones: The Complete Fourth Season, All Men Must Dine is reportedly opening from from February 13-15 at the Andaz hotel, and will feature such dishes as "The Lies of Tyrion Lanninster and his Proclaimed Innocence"--which is, naturally, poached veal tongue with beetroot, horseradish and oldtown mustard.
"Mmm, this reminds me of an old man about to be murdered on a toilet by little person," you'll think, for once eating tongue as a metaphor, not because you didn't realize how authentic this Mexican place was.
Of course, with this being a limited engagement, and with everyone wanting to treat their Valentine to novelty high fantasy dining, seating will be limited. But worry not, because you can win seats by going here and providing an answer for a two-part question: "Who is your favourite Game of Thrones character, and what would you cook to win their heart?"
Jaime Lannister and chicken fingers? Oberyn Martell and mashed cauliflower? Hodor hors-d'oeuvres? Whatever you pick, don't worry too much if it doesn't get you in. If you're still desperate for a Game of Thrones-themed meal, you can always head to Applebee's, where the appetizer sampler is guaranteed to make you feel like this: